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The Truth that even Truthers Deny!

How origami and American currency proves that the U.S. government orchestrated 9/11

I know, you read that headline and say, "Whoa. That is some serious qhat you've been chewing." But all I can say is this: if you look beyond the "facts," and the "evidence," and the "physics," and the "rationality," and the "reason," it starts to become crystal-clear: the U.S. government not only planned and orchestrated the 9/11 attacks, but, in the arrogance of their hubris, they even published their evil plans under the very noses of the entire country. The full plan is encoded on the backs of U.S. currency from the first decade of the new millennium. They predicted it, planned it, and described their nefarious schemes — in plain sight of us all.

Oh sure, you say. Why would they do that? Why risk the possibility of premature disclosure? And why use currency? Well, that's the sort of "skeptical" question that they sow to throw people off. They WANT you to ask such questions — and then discount them and move on. And who is "they," you wonder? Why, it's the usual one-world, Illuminati-based U.N.-loving suspects: the big corporations, of course. They control everything. They plan everything. Nothing happens without a reason.

So, what did they do? Simple. Beginning in the late 1990s, the U.S. government began to redesign U.S. currency — ostensibly, to make it harder for counterfeiters to duplicate. Sure. That's just what they WANT you to believe. In fact, the REAL reason for each redesign was to convey the plans for the 9/11 attacks. But this message had to be hidden. It had to be encoded. They delight in dangling clues under our very noses; they positively revel in the risk of discovery, for it is a well-known fact that vast government conspiracies are never compromised because no one ever leaks anything in politics. They brought in experts in steganography from the National Security Agency, who conceived of a diabolical plan to hide THEIR plan: they would conceal their intentions through the artful use of origami, the Japanese paper-folding art!

But they didn't think of everything. They didn't realize that a master origami artist existed who could decrypt their cipher! That's me, of course. By bringing to bear not only the ancient Japanese art, but the latest in quantum crystal vibrational consciousness resonances, I developed a mystical origami fold — an ori-cle, if you will — that, almost magically, allows anyone to unlock the secrets of this unbelievable conspiracy.

And now, here, for the very first time, I reveal this key to the world. I know what you're thinking, of course. You're thinking, "Robert, by doing this, you're putting your very life in danger, as well as risking a total protonic reversal that could do away with the entire concept of the universe as we know it and cause every molecule of your website to explode outward at the speed of light!" Yes, that's true. But that's just the way I roll.

So here we go. As it turns out, the only bill that wasn't redesigned was the one-dollar bill. The one-dollar bill is the only bill that is NOT a part of their plan, so it's safe to practice on. (Okay, the two-dollar bill wasn't redesigned either, but does anyone consider the $2 bill to be real money? I don't, so neither should you.) At any rate, the one is the one that I'll use to show you how to fold the mystical decryption. Each bill is folded the same way. Study this carefully. Your life, your very sanity, might depend on it.

Begin with the bill face up. Fold the bottom edge up to the top edge.

Fold it in half and unfold.

Here's the tricky step! (Only the most advanced origami masters, steeped in the arcana of the art, could have conceived of this.) Fold the two sides up so that their folded edges meet in the middle.


Do you have that? OK, now, you're ready to UNLOCK THE SECRET. Wrap your tinfoil tightly around your head, grab a stack of currency from between 1996-2006, fold away, and watch the entire tale unfold, as you fold, before your very eyes.

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